On her way up to bed, Lucy encountered Cedric on the stairs.
"Look here, Lucy, there's something I want to say to you."
"Do you want me to marry you and come to Iviza and look after you?"
Cedric looked very much taken aback and slightly alarmed.
"I never thought of such a thing."
"Sorry. My mistake."
"I just wanted to know if you've a timetable in the house?"
"Is that all? There's one on the hall table."
"You know," said Cedric, reprovingly, "you shouldn't go about thinking everyone wants to marry you. You're quite a good-looking girl but not as good-looking as all that. There's a name for that sort of thing. It grows on you and you get worse. Actually you're the last girl in the world I should care to marry. The last girl."
"Indeed?" said Lucy. "You needn't rub it in. Perhaps you'd prefer me as a stepmother?"
"What's that?" Cedric stared at her, stupefied.
"You heard me," said Lucy, and went into her room and shut the door.
~ Excerpt from 4:50 From Paddington by Agatha Christie.
1 comment:
Wow, that is hilarious!It reminds me in the best ways of P.G. Wodehouse!
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