The Silver Chair Book Review.

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Title: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair.

Author: C.S. Lewis.

Gene: Christian Fantasy, Classic.

Plot: Eustace Scrub, the reformed bratty boy from The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, returns for another adventure in this continuation of the Chronicles. He and his friend Jill Pole open the story for us by running away from the bullies at their school and end up going through a normally locked door into a strange land atop a high cliff. Not five minutes after entering the different world, Jill and Eustace are separated when he falls off the cliff and Jill gets a shock when a lion rushes up and blows the boy to safety. Aslan, for it is he, then gives Jill some detailed instructions and a bit of a history lesson before sending her after Eustace who has been intently watching the departure of a king just outside his castle.

Jill tries to explain to Eustace about her task, which she was given atop the cliff, but they miss the first sign of four. While in this predicament, Glimfeather, a large talking owl, swoops down and escorts them to the palace after introducing them to the Lord Regent, Trumpkin the Dwarf, now deaf with age but still fierce. A more detailed history lesson, farther explaining to Eustace and Jill of their task and the four important signs Aslan gave them to guide them, and off they go to find the lost prince of Narnia, Rilian, son of Caspian the Tenth. They are joined in their quest by Puddleglum, the Marsh-wiggle, who graces the pages of the book with dire predictions of doom, giant bugs and all sorts of nasty things and happenings while proving at the end to be the bravest and brightest of the lot. Across Ettinsmoor, in and out of a castle filled with horrible giants, under the moor and deep into the caverns beneath Narnia itself, the children and their strange guardian journey, filling the pages with amusing arguments, short tempers and lessons to be learned. Upon escaping from the giants, the travelers are captured by Earthmen of the Underworld who march them to their dark underground city to see their queen. While waiting for Her Majesty to appear, the threesome are left in the care of a silly knight dressed all in black who thoroughly wearies them with his nonsensical talk.

The knight tells them that he is under a “grievous enchantment” when, for one hour every night, he apparently changes into “the likeness of a great serpent, hungry, fierce, and deadly.” As his hour draws near, the prince ceases his loud laughter and grows serious; he requests the presence of the children and Puddleglum during his enchantment. He loses the witless manner and appearance that he’d worn throughout the meal and begs them to release his bonds, his voice growing louder and more desperate the minute till finally he says, “Once and for all, I adjure you to set me free. By all fears and all loves, by the bright skies of Overland, by the great Lion, by Aslan himself, I charge you-“ the threesome abruptly get the shock of their lives and realize that the poor man tied to the silver chair before them is really the lost prince whom they have been sent to seek! Eustace and Puddleglum cut him free and watch as Rilian seizes his sword and chops the chair to fragments.

Before they can leave, however, the witch and queen of Underland drops in for a visit and tries unsuccessfully to cast a spell over them but Puddleglum proves his worth and stops that. The witch drops her smooth tone of voice and rapidly transforms into a horrible serpent, green as poison, and, quick as a flash, the serpent coils around Rilian, wrapping herself around his legs and throwing a loop of her body around his chest in hopes of pinning his sword-arm down but he raises his arms just in time and a short but messy fight follows, which ends in one dead snake and four victorious adventurers making a break for the stables while the witch’s kingdom begins to crumble and come undone all around them.

A long, dark trek through the tunnels leads the four to a hole in the ground through which Jill goes and brings back, of all things, Narnians. They hurriedly dig through the snow and bring up Puddleglum, Eustace and Rilian then bundle them away in a nearby cave to get warm. Their quest finished, the children sleep soundly that night.

Likes/Dislikes: There is, of course, a deal of magic in this book, a castle full of man-eating giants and a bad snake are also present. Jill and Eustace learn to work through their shortcomings and end up good friends at the end, however, which might make up for the above. A very action-packed, well written, epic adventure and a favorite at my house.

Rating: PG-10 and up, because of the magic and reading level. A good read-aloud.

Date Report Written: July 10, 2010.

Top Ten Favorites-2009.

I ran out of time this week to write a book review so I'm doing the next best thing. :) Enjoy!


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Top Ten Favorite Fantasies:

1. The Last Battle by C. S. Lewis.

2. Prince Caspian by C. S. Lewis.

3. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy by J. R. R. Tolkien.

4. Beyond the Summerland by L. B. Graham.

5. Bringer of Storms by L. B. Graham.

6. The Kingdom Series by Chuck Black.

7. Ranger’s Apprentice Series by John Flanagan.

8. Dragon Rider by Cornelia Funke.

9. Searching for Dragons by Patricia C. Wrede.

10. Dinotopia: Windchaser by Scott Ciencin.

Top Ten Favorite Romances:

1. Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen.

2. Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen.

3. Persuasion by Jane Austen.

4. The Honorable Imposter by Gilbert Morris.

5. These Happy Golden Years by Laura Ingalls Wilder.

6. The Lost Clue by Mrs. O. F. Walton.

7. Ivanhoe by Sir Walter Scott.

8. The Hidden Hand by E. D. E. N. Southworth.

9. Attack of the Clones by R. A. Salvatore.

10. Searching for Dragons by Patricia C. Wrede.

Top Ten Favorite Adventures:

1. The Wrestler of Philippi by Fannie E. Newberry.

2. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle.

3. Ivanhoe by Sir Walter Scott.

4. The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczy.

5. The Lost World by Arthur Conan Doyle.

6. Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs.

7. King Solomon’s Mines by H. Rider Haggard.

8. The Edge of Darkness by Tim LaHaye and Bob Phillips.

9. Phantom Menace by Terry Brooks.

10. Riders of the Purple Sage by Zane Grey.

Top Ten Favorite Girls’ Books:

1. Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen.

2. How to be a Lady by Harvey Newcomb.

3. Dating Mr. Darcy by Susan Arthur.

4. Beautiful Girlhood revised by Karen Andreola.

5. Mansfield Park by Jane Austen.

6. That Printer of Udell’s by Harold Bell Wright.

7. Little Women by Louisa May Alcott.

8. Eight Cousins by Louisa May Alcott.

9. Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen.

10. These Happy Golden Years by Laura Ingalls Wilder.

Top Ten Favorite Historical-Fictions:

1. The Tiger of Mysore by G. A. Henty.

2. Beric the Briton by G. A. Henty.

3. The Cat of Bubastes by G. A. Henty.

4. For the Temple by G. A. Henty.

5. The Treasure of the Incas by G. A. Henty.

6. By England’s Aid by G. A. Henty.

7. Lysbeth: A Tale of the Dutch by H. Rider Haggard.

8. Carlota by Scott O’Dell.

9. The Honorable Imposter by Gilbert Morris.

10. Ivanhoe by Sir Walter Scott.

Top Ten Favorite Miscellaneous Books:

1. Jo’s Boys by Louisa May Alcott.

2. The Secret on Ararat by Tim LaHaye and Bob Phillips.

3. The Return of Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle.

4. The Horse and His Boy by C. S. Lewis.

5. Thrilling Escapes by Night by Albert Lee.

6. Crisis on Centaurus by Brad Ferguson.

7. The Thief Lord by Cornelia Funke.

8. Captains Courageous by Rudyard Kipling.

9. Frindle by Andrew Clements.

10. Tribulation Force by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins.

Top Ten Favorite Books Of All Time:

1. Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen.

2. Beric the Briton by G. A. Henty.

3. The Tiger of Mysore by G. A. Henty.

4. Jo’s Boys by Louisa May Alcott.

5. The Last Battle by C. S. Lewis.

6. Ivanhoe by Sir Walter Scott.

7. Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle.

8. That Printer of Udell’s by Harold Bell Wright.

9. The Honorable Imposter by Gilbert Morris.

10. Dragon Rider by Cornelia Funke.

Top Ten Favorite Authors:

1. Jane Austen.

2. G. A. Henty.

3. C. S. Lewis.

4. J. R. R. Tolkien.

5. Louisa May Alcott.

6. Arthur Conan Doyle.

7. H. Rider Haggard.

8. L. B. Graham.

9. Sir Walter Scott.

10. Gilbert Morris.

Beauty Book Review.

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Title: Beauty: A Retelling of Beauty and the Beast.

Author: Robin McKinley.

Gene: Romance, Fantasy, Retold Fairy Tale.

Plot: When their merchant father’s business crashes suddenly following the loss of four ships, three sisters named Grace, Hope and Honor {nicknamed Beauty though she dislikes it as she believes she isn’t a beauty} have to adjust rapidly to a new lifestyle. With few choices left to them, the family decides to leave the city and move to the country where witches, dragons and whatnot roam freely; Gervain Woodhouse, an ironworker in their father’s shipyards, offers his help as he will be moving back to the country and wants to marry Hope. They accept and the combined family moves into a little cottage together several months of travel later, and fall into a steady routine. The two older girls tackle the housework and bookworm Beauty does odd jobs; chopping wood, tending the garden, helping Ger in his blacksmith shop and using her massive horse Greatheart to help haul logs from the nearby forest.

Ger warns the family to stay away from the dark forest bordering their land and informs inquisitive Beauty that there is a local legend that a Beast who was once a man lives deep inside the forest, devouring all wildlife and trapping wayward strangers. Beauty promises to stay out of it and life goes on, with Ger and Hope getting married and having twins {a girl and a boy}. One day, a few years after their sudden departure from the city, one of Mr. Huston’s ships comes into port and he is called away to the city to attend it. On his way home he gets lost in the very forest that Ger warned them about and, much shaken, returns home with a rose in full bloom for Beauty and a tale of a “dreadful Beast” who lets him go free but makes him promise to send him one of his daughters in exchange for his life. Hope is obviously married, Grace is beautiful but heartbroken and Beauty is courageous, she uses her baby-of-the-family influence to talk her family into letting her go in her father’s stead. He tries hard to dissuade her; “But he is a Beast,” he says and she replies, “Cannot a Beast be tamed?”

In the end, Beauty gets her way and goes to live in the castle, bringing her big horse with her of course. The Beast, while frightening to look at for the first several days, eventually becomes her good friend and the two spend time reading to each other in the library, walking in the garden at sunset and talking together. Beauty introduces Greatheart to him and while both big boys are uneasy around each other at first they get use to each other. The unusualness of the castle loses some of it’s unusualness for Beauty as her stay lengthens and she grows more comfortable there but every night after finishing her dinner, the Beast asks, “Beauty, will you marry me?” and every night she replies, “No, Beast.”

After almost a year in the enchanted castle of the Beast, Beauty is allowed to go home for a week long visit and upon her return journey she gets lost and alarmed in the forest, stumbling through it for hours after dark with her sense that something is wrong with the Beast growing till she comes upon the darkened castle and then spends the other half of the night hunting through the many rooms looking for her Beast till, finally, she finds him and tells him that she loves him. Quite unexpectedly, the spell cast over the Beast is broken and he regains his human shape and voice while the whole castle comes to life again. And, of course, they all live happily ever after.

Likes/Dislikes: As Christians, we know that magic, curses {except for the ones in the Bible}, spells and “sixth senses” are of Satan’s doing, that understood and with a good grasp of Biblical truths, this book is very good. Loving someone despite their outward appearances is something everyone should learn and this retelling of a classic fairy tale is very well done, the words flow smoothly together and pull the reader effortlessly into the folds of the story till the last page, whereupon the reader reemerges to discover that they had just been “inside” a good story.

Rating: 13 and up, mainly for the discernment level to handle the magic, which isn’t in large doses but is there nonetheless.

Date Report Written: June 25, 2010.

Recipes.

Once again, I find that I have been too busy this week to write a new book review for you {I should really put mom's suggestion to use and write big batches of them so I'll have some on hold for weeks like this} so I'm giving you some handy and frequently used recipes that can be found pined to the wall in our kitchen. :)

Honey and Vinegar.
A morning {usually} homemade prevention medicine, this is easy to make and very healthy.

I capful vinegar {any kind will do I think but we use apple cider vinegar}
I spoon honey
3 drops hot sauce
I slice of garlic
2 to 3 drops of mustard {or whatever my brother puts in his}

Stir it up with the end of a spoon and pretend you're in a John Wayne western!

Cream Cheese Icing.
We use this on all our cakes and it's great! My sister makes it so well!!

Half box of powdered sugar
2 boxes cream cheese
2 teaspoons maple extract {or vanilla}
1/4 cup honey

Beat it together in the mixer or with a hand-held mixer until blended and rather thick then slap it on the cake and ignore all the spoons that dip in for a taste behind your back. ;)

Chocolate Covered Raisins.
A recent hit with my family, this recipe is way flexible in it's ingredients.

1 bag of chocolate chips {real chocolate mind you and use 2 bags if you've a chocolate loving family}
Roughly a cup or so of raisins
Additional things to throw in and make different combinations of are dried cherries, walnuts, pecans, cashews, sliced almonds, peanuts, coconut and other dried fruits.

In a double-boiler {I think that's what it's called}, melt the chocolate till smooth, throw in the ingredients, stir till combined, turn the heat to low {to keep the chocolate warm} and use two spoons to drop rounded mounds of chocolate onto a cookie sheet lined with wax paper or parchment. Stick in the fridge for a couple hours or the freezer for fifteen to thirty minutes then bag the goodies, they'll be solid the next day and won't melt in your fingers immediately like they do when you're bagging them. Enjoy!

Coconut Macaroons.

These are Dad's favorite cookies and from the speed at which they disappeared when I made them, his family shares his taste! :)

2 2/3 cups flaked coconut {seven ounces}
2/3 cup sugar
1/3 cup all-purpose flour
1/4 teaspoon salt
3 egg whites
1/2 teaspoon vanilla or 1/4 teaspoon almond extract
4 ounces semisweet chocolate {optional}
1 teaspoon shortening {optional}

Preheat the oven to 325 degrees and lightly grease and floor a cookie sheet {we used two and lined them with parchment paper}, set aside. In a mixing bowl, combine coconut, sugar, flour and salt, stir in the egg whites and vanilla then drop the mixture {it'll be rather sticky so don't use your hands} by rounded teaspoons two inches apart onto the prepared cookie sheet and bake for 20 to 25 minutes or until edges are light brown then transfer them to a a wire rack and let cool. If desired, melt chocolate and shortening in a small saucepan over low heat, stirring often, then dip the bottoms of the cookies in the melted chocolate or drizzle over tops in a crisscross pattern, let the chocolate cool and then enjoy!
I used a bag of chocolate chips with no shortening and threw a bunch of raisins into the leftover chocolate to make clusters {which rapidly disappeared also} and though it says it makes about thirty cookies, I doubled the recipe and got thirty-four. Interesting. Take note that the chocolate will be hot so your fingers might get burned, or at least, overheated. ;)

Proverbs 31, KJV.

“Who can find a virtuous woman? For her price is far above rubies.

The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil.

She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.

She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands.

She is like the merchants’ ships; she bringeth her food from afar.

She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens.

She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard.

She girdeth her loins with strength, and strengtheneth her arms.

She percieveth that he merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night.

She layeth her hands to the spindle, and her hands hold the distaff.

She stretcheth out her hand to the poor; yea, she reacheth forth her hands to the needy.

She is not afraid of the snow for her household: for all her household are clothed with scarlet.

She maketh herself coverings of tapestry; her clothing is silk and purple.

Her husband is known in the gates, when he sitteth among the elders of the land.

She maketh fine linen, and selleth it; and delievereth girdles unto the merchant.

Strength and honor are her clothing; and she shall rejoice in time to come.

She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness.

She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness.

Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.

Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all.

Favor is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the Lord, she shall be praised.

Give her of the fruit of her hands; and let her own works praise her in the gates.”
~ Proverbs 31, KJV